Hi, I'm Buffybot

BTVS season 5 _ Writen by: marialuteixeiraalm

Chapters: 1   | Complete: Yes
Disclaimer: Not Mine. I'm just playing with Joss' puppets

Summary: The Scoobies send Buffybot to meet Angel and the gang at Wolfram & Hart
A.N: What I think it would happen if Buffybot meet Angel. Enjoy
P.S: My very first fanfic so be nice!

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"Xander do you really think this is a good idea? I mean Buffy wasn't so happy about the idea of a robot Buffy in the first place and she will kill us if she finds out about this wich she probably will. Do we really have to do this?" asked Willow

"Will relax, Buffy won't find out and it will be funny, I mean very, very funny"
"Okay, just, if she finds out I was the one who said no. No"
"Ok Will. Ready?" asked Anya turning towards 'Buffy'
"Yes, thanks for asking. Ready for what?" asked Buffybot
"To meet Angel" said Willow
"Angel's lame and bloody stupid" she replied
"We know but Buffy doesn't so just be nice ok?" asked Xander
"Sure, I'm always nice. You guys are my best friends"
And with that Buffybot entered Wolfram and Hart with a huge smile on her face
"Hello, where is Angel?" she asked
"Buffy? Oh my God how're you doing? Wait, what're you doing here? Is not some big evil thing right?" asked Cordelia

"I'm sorry I don't know you but it's nice to meet you" 

"Ok what's wrong with you? Are you feeling alright?" 

"I'm fine, thanks for asking" Buffybot replied

"Ok now I'm worried; c'mon let's go see Angel" said Cordelia "Ok"
And so the two girls entered Angel's office to find Angel, Wes, Gunn and Fred talking. They all looked surprised to see Buffy (or so they thought)
"Buffy? Hi is there something wrong?" asked Angel

"Angel. You're stupid. How's your hair?"

"What? You just asked how's my hair? Did you just called me stupid?" asked Angel

"She's acting really weird Angel, I think she's finally gone crazy" said Cordy

 "I didn't, that is a very rude thing to say" said Buffybot

"Yeah I guess there's something wrong doesn't it?" Angel replied

"Hello Buffy, it's Wesley, nice to see you again"

 "I don't thing I've ever saw you at all but I would love to"

 They all stared at her for a moment then whispered to each other 

"So do you think she's possessed?" asked Cordy

"No, it doesn't feel evil" said Angel

"What're you guys talking about?" asked Buffybot

"Nothing" all of them said together

 "See that's why Spike and I don't like you, always keeping secrets" 

"Sorry did you just said Spike? As in Spike Spike?" asked Angel. She nodded

"Did he do this to you?" 

"What?" 

"This, you acting like, well, THIS!" 

"You mean satisfied? Yes, very" 

"What? You mean you and Spike?" asked Cordy, Buffybot nodded

 "Oh my God" said Wes

"That's what I said" Buffybot said

 "She's under a spell, that's gotta be it!" said Angel

"I don't think she is" said Fred for the first time. "Who's Spike?" asked Gunn

 "Also known as William the Bloody, the Slayer of Slayers" sais Wes

"So he's evil?" 

 "Very" replied Wes

"So why he and Buffy...you know...?"

"Because she's under a spell! C'mon he's a vampire!" snapped Angel as Cordy stared at him with raised eyebrows

"What did Spike do to you Buffy?" asked Wes

"Oh a lot of things in several positions and places. I can draw them if you want to"

 "Please God no" said Angel "Did he hurted you?"

"Hurt me? Spike would never hurt me! He loves me!"

"What? But Spike's evil" said Cordy

 "Yes he is. He is the Big Bad but you should see him naked; I mean really" They all looked like they wanted to vomit after that except for Buffybot who didn't stop smiling since she got there

"That's it. I'm calling the Scoobies" said the furious Angel
- "Hello?" said Willow
"Hi Willow this is Angel"
- "Oh Angel, what's up? Everything you know, looking good?" asked the nervous redheaded
"Is there soming wrong with Buffy?"
- "Wrong? What do you mean wrong? No, I don't thing there's something wrong with Buffy. There is in fact nothing wrong. With Buffy. Why?"
"Because she here at Wolfram & Hart acting all weird and...She said...She said she had sex with Spike"
- "Oh I know that"
"So she's not crazy or under a spell?"
- "Of course not, she's Buffy, the good old Buffy"
"But is not just that, when she walked in I couldn't smell her"
- "Smell her?"
"Yeah you know her scent. Is weak, the only smell that is not different is from her perfume"
- "Angel that's crazy! Maybe your vampire senses are going wonky"
"Are you alright? You seems...nervous"
- "What? No I don't! I AM NOT!"
"Willow what are you not telling me?"
- "Oh Angel, I'm sorry it wasn't my idea. Xander and Anya thought it would be funny to send her there to meet you and talk about she and Spike and stuff please don't be mad and for all that's important in this Earth don't tell Buffy, or Giles. Oh my God, GILES! We din't even thought about what he would said"
"Hey calm down what is going on?"
- "She's not Buffy, well not the real one anyway. It's a long story actually. See there was this guy named Warren and..." Before she could finish Angel asked
"Can you just give me the long story short here?"
- "Oh, um, ok. There was this guy who made a robot girlfriend and Spike ended up finding out and told him to build a Robot Buffy to you know...do THAT with...because we found out that Spike is in love with Buffy after chaining her up in his crypt"
"WHAT? So Spike is really in love with Buffy? I'm gonna tear his neck out!" And with that he hung up and turned to face the group who were all looking at him with a scared face and that's when Buffybot got up and said
"Don't you dare come near Spike ever in your undead life or I will be forced to kick you so hard that you are going to need to grow another pair"

 "At least I know the real Buffy would never hook up with Spike, this is just a robot guys, it was a Scooby prank" And with that Buffybot kicked Angel in the balls and he fell down onto the floor moaning in pain when Buffybot said with a soft voice and never stop smiling

 "Oh I don't think I'm a robot" and walked away

The End

The Buffy Diaries

BTVS/ TVD _ Writen by: marialuteixeiraalm

Chapters: 4  | Complete: No

Disclaimer: Not mine. BTVS & ATS belongs to Joss Whedon, Dark Horse, Mutant Enemy and The WB. TVD & TO belongs to Julie Plec and The CW

Summary: What if Buffy Summers grew up in Mystic Falls, Virginia, but had to move to LA 'cause of her dad? And now, there's no reason to stay is there? Buffy and Joyce think the same thing; 'We are going home'...

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Chapter 1

Buffy stared at the plane window thinking 'This is it. I'm finally going back home'. After the worst year of her life no less! She was happy, well, happier than most people with family issues could be anyway... Until some guy named Merrick came to her and said something about Slayers and vampires and then her life went from bad to terrible! Her dad cheated on her mom, and of course, Joyce asked for divorse. Her dad moved out, her mom got into drepression, her boyfriend Bradley broke up with her, her grades were getting worst, if that's even possible! But then she met this really nice and cute guy named Pike, they started dating, he remainded Buffy so much of her kindergarden boyfriend back in Mystic Falls, Matt Donovan. That's must be why she even liked Pike... Anyway, long story short, she burned down the gym, got kicked out, Pike dumped her and Merrick died. No other school in LA wanted what they thought was a pyromaniac and Buffy and Joyce thought the same thing. 'Since Hank no longer keeps us here. Why don't just go back to Virginia?'  

Buffy was so happy. She was finally be reunited with her best friends Bonnie and Caroline, her ex boyfriend Matt and his friend Tyler, her cousin Jeremy and her aunt Jenna. It's gonna be good to be with the family again since Joyce was so devastated last summer when she heard about the accident on The Wickery Bridge. Her aunt, uncle and cousin died by drowning, she wasn't very close to her cousin, because Elena always thought and acted like she was the center of the universe, like when Buffy and Matt broke up, Elena was all over him like he was the last chocolate chip cookie dough in the world! But she still loved her family, and she would make sure Jeremy didn't go through this alone

This is just what she needed, a vampire free city on a destiny free life. I mean, this is Mystic Falls, nothing bad ever happens here...

Chapter 2

When Buffy and Joyce finally arrived at the airport, they found Jenna waiting for them by her car. Buffy quickly dropped her bags and hugged her aunt

"Uh, a little help here" said Joyce

"Hold it big sis. I'm hugging my niece" replied Jenna. As soon as Buffy and Jenna parted, Buffy helped her mother with the baggage as Joyce and Jenna hugged

"I missed you so much" said Joyce

"Me too. Don't you dare leave me on this 'nothing to do town' again" said Jenna. As they stopped hugging, Jenna turned to look at Buffy

"Buffy! Look at you! I can't belive how much you've grown! How long has it been since I last saw you?"

"Um, almost 3 years since I spend that summer here I think. What's new?" 

"Oh you know, the same old Mystic Falls, except now we have a Starbucks" Jenna said smirking as Buffy sighed

"Oh thank heavens! I thought I would never live to see one of those hot chocolate with Oreos chips!" Buffy said putting a hand on her chest as a sign of relief. Jenna and Joyce laughed

"Well, I see your sense of humor didn't stay in LA. I just hope we won't have the same hobbies young lady" Joyce said pointing a finger at Buffy as she rolled her eyes

"Hobbies?" Jenna asked putting the bags in the trunk

"She thinks I'm a pyromaniac" Buffy shrugged and said. Jenna gasped

"Well you did burned down the school gym..." said Joyce as Jenna closed the trunk

"You what?" asked Jenna

"You two are not getting the full picture here. That gym was full of vampi... asbestos" 

"Asbestos?" asked Jenna sarcastically

"What? It's a thing!" replied Buffy

"Okay young lady. Get in the car. Let's go home" 

"You can drive?" asked Joyce raising an eyebrown

"Believe it or not. Yes I do" replied a happy Jenna

Inside the car was a big conversation about their now dead sister Miranda, Mr Gilbert and Elena and how everyone was dealing with it, and how was the funeral, since Buffy had to finish the semester and couldn't make it. Buffy saw tears in her mother's and aunt's eyes starting to come and quickly changed the subject to how was everyone and what was different from three years ago. Jenna said there have been a lot of animal attacks lately, bodies found all drained out of blood. Buffy eyes grew wide as she thought 'Man, I cannot catch a break!'

Chapter 3

When they arrived home. Jeremy was waiting for them at the front porch. Once the car stopped, Buffy quickly got out and ran to hug her cousin. When Jeremy saw her coming fast, very fast, he opened his arms and when they reached her, he lifted her up and hugged her. Both family members giggling. They parted smiling

"Oh my God! Jer! You're taller than me!" Buffy said pouting

"Well, if maybe, you didn't inherited Jenna's size, you wouldn't be so small" he teased her

"Hey!" Jenna said from behind Buffy

"Is that the way to treat your elders?" Joyce asked

"Aunt Joyce!" he said before hugging her. When they parted, Jeremy quickly picked it up her bags and said:

"Here, let me help you"

"Jee, thanks" said Jenna sarcastically 

"Here, I'll help you" Buffy said

"No, it's fine" replied Jenna walking inside the house with Joyce and Jeremy following behind. Buffy stopped and said before also stepping inside:

"Home Sweet Home"

An hour later, Buffy was taking a walk at the main Street where she found her favorite shoe shop and walked inside. When the bell rang annoucing someone entered the store. A blonde head quickly turned in direction of the door and gasped, following her gaze, the caramel skin girl also gasped while Buffy smiled and said:

"Guess who's back?" The two girls quickly ran to Buffy and bear hugged her

"Oh my God Buffy!" said the blonde

"Hi Caroline" replied Buffy

"Oh Gosh I missed you so much" said the other girl

"Missed you two Bon Bon" they smiled as Caroline stared at Buffy and Bonnie

"Hey! I missed you too!" Buffy chuckled

"Just like I also missed you" she said

"So, if you're spending summer break, I gotta tell you... You're a little bit late" said Bonnie

"Yeah, like two months and twenty five days" scoffed Caroline

"Jenna didn't tell you guys?" they shook her heads as in 'no' and Buffy continued "I'm here to stay!" Their eyes wided

"Seriously?" Buffy nodded and Caroline squealed and Bonnie just stared at her

"Is there something different about you?" she asked Buffy

"No. Why?" 

"No reason, you're just... Never mind" Bonnie said shooking her head

"Don't mind her! Bonnie is having a case of craziness all summer! But about LA?" asked Caroline

"Got kicked out of school" Buffy said shrugging. Caroline and Bonnie looked at her like she've grown two heads

"Ok spill" commanded Caroline

"I may have" she looked down "burned down the gym" C's and B's eyes grew wider

"What?" asked Bonnie

"It was an accident" replied Buffy

"Congrats" said Care

"How is that good?" asked Bonnie to Caroline

"What? That made her came back! We could be like 'Clueless' all over again!" Buffy chuckled

"Yeah, and I could be Cher" said Buffy

"No way you're Cher!" Care said

"Why not?"

"Because I'm Cher. Duh!"

"Yeah, well, who would I be?"

"You could be Tai"

"No way I'm Tai!"

"Hey guys" said Bonnie "Can we maybe not argue about some 90's movie and just have fun like best friends again?"

"Sorry" said Care

"Yeah. Let's go shopping" said Buffy

And just like that, the three friends spent all day shopping, eating, talking, gossiping and having fun

'It's good to be home' Buffy thought

Chapter 4

The second Buffy walked inside the school, every pair of eyes were on her, someone with dark hair and brown eyes was trying to skateboard through the hall, and failing

"Excuse me, coming through, excuse me" He said before bumping into Buffy, dropping her books

"Oh, sorry" he said "Here, let me have you" Buffy's eyes grew wide "I mean, let me help you"

"Oh, okay, um, hi, I'm Buffy"

"I know. Xander... Is my name..."

"Nice to meet you. Look I need to..." she trailed off pointing in direction of the Principal's office

"Yeah, sure. Maybe we can meet up after school since we both... go there"

"Yeah, bye" she said walking away

"Bye" he replied "We both go to school. Very suave, very not pathetic" he said to himself. Realizing she forgot something he called after her "Wait! You forgot your... stake?" but she was already gone

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"Look, Principal Flutie..." Buffy said

"The students here can call me Bob"

"Bob..."

"But they don't"

"The point is, I know my list is kind of... colorful"

"Colorful is one word for it"

"Yes, but..."

"You burned down the gym"

"Actually, the fireman said it could have been mice"

"Mice?"

"Mice that were smoking?"

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Buffy was getting out of the Principal's office when she bumped into someone.

"Oh God, sorry, I'm..." she trailed of as she stared at his green eyes "sorry"

"No problem. I'm Stefan"

"Buffy"

"Well, Buffy, I guess I'll see you around"

"Yeah, see ya" As he walked away. Caroline ran to Buffy, grabbed her arm and said:

"Major hottie alert"

"What's the deal with him?" Buffy asked

"His name is Stefan Salvatore, he just moved into town to this amazion mansion near the woods. And guess what? He has a brother, I met him last night. And he, is hotter. His name's Damon and he is a total bad boy" Caroline replied. Buffy chuckled just as Bonnie walked to them and sighed

"Buffy? Can I talk to you for sec?"

"Yeah, sure. Bye Care" replied Buffy

"See you two at the bonfire tonight" Caroline said before walking away

"So, what's the sitch?"

"I know something happend to you. That, changed your life" replied Bonnie

"Bon, I have no idea what you're talking about"

"Just, be careful" she said before walking away

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Buffy walked inside the classroom and sighed when she saw Matt and Tyler talking. She walked over to them

"Hey guys!"

"Buffy?" Matt asked

"The one and only"

"You're back?" Tyler asked

"Ya ha. For good this time" she said smiling

"Good" Tyler said as Matt just looked upset. She was going to ask what's wrong when the teacher walked in

"Good morning. I'm Alaric Saltzman, your history teacher"

When the class was over, Buffy was organizing her things when Matt came to her

"Hey, Buffy, do you wanna like... Go out with me some day?"

"Oh Matt, I don't think this is a very good idea. I mean, I just broke up with my boyfriend and Elena... I'm sorry"

"No, it's okay. I understand"

"I really am sorry Matt"

"No problem. I just, guess I'll see you at the bonfire tonight"

"Sure" Buffy was about to walk away when Mr Saltzman called after her

"Mrs Summers?"

"Yeah?" she asked

"Can you stay? I need to talk to you for a sec"

"Um, okay..." she walked nerviously towards his table "Look, if this is about the book, I'm sure I..." before she could finish he hold a hand out to stop her

"Say no more. I know what you're after" he said before picking up a hard cover book with the title "VAMPYR". Her eyes grew wide

"That's not what I'm looking for"

"You sure?" she nodded

"I'm way sure"

"My mistake" she replied putting the book back under his desk "What were you saying about the book?" he asked but she was already gone

Chapter 5

Buffy walked inside the Mystic Grill that night with a open back little black dress, spiked heels and her hair done up in a updo. She was walking towards Caroline, Bonnie, Matt and Tyler when someone with deep blue eyes steped in front of her

"Mind if I buy you a drink?" he asked

"Yes, actually I do" she replied stucking her nose up

"Oh c'mon. What do I have to do?"

"How about get out of my way and let me go talk with my friends? 'Cause I'm not interested" she turned to walk away but he called after her

"Don't I even get a name?"

"I don't give my name to strangers..."

"I'm Damon. There. Not much of a stranger anymore now am I?"

"Well, Damon, I know that you're not going to leave me alone unless I tell you so, yeah, I'm Buffy"

"Buffy? That's a weird name..."

"I told you my name. Now go away" she said before walking away and sitting in a booth with her friends. Everyone smilling except Matt who watched the whole scene with anger on his eyes and green with jealousy. When Damon turned around he was face to face with very familiar eyes

"Damon..." the guy said

"Hello brother" Damon replied smirking